1986 Mercury Cougar Coupe

Vehicle Description:

For sale: 1986 Mercury Cougar - the official car of ''I meant to restore it but life happened.''This fire-engine-red land yacht has clocked a very honest 126,465 miles, which in Cougar years is barely broken in. It still rocks the original 5.0L V8 that sounds like a chain-smoking lion clearing its throat at idle and roars like it owes you money when you mash the gas.Features:Luxurious velour seats that smell like 1986 hopes and dreams Power everything (when the gremlins are napping) Dashboard with more fake wood than a 1970s rec room Aero headlights that flip up like they're judging you Trunk big enough for three bodies or one week's Costco run Cassette deck still has ''Poison - Look What the Cat Dragged In'' stuck in it (consider it a bonus album) Runs, drives, stops and turns heads the way only a 4,000 lb crimson couch on wheels can. Cold A/C, hot heat, and zero rust in the sense that the rust has already won and is now part of the structural integrity.